Smoking Seminarian

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These guys are definitely the bullies at seminary and they will cut you if you don't get in the backseat, right now. Take one more picture, too, and they'll go old school Sean Penn on your ass.

When they get ordained, they're getting a one-way ticket to the Hell Town diocese:

Bad habit

As the church struggles to deal with another round of scandals and the creator (of the blog, not the world) makes a pitch to get his daughter baptized and grab a screen shot from Angels and Demons, Smoking Priests was almost left to ash out.
But then Andrew G. saved us with this submission.
Alright, technically they're not priests, but we like to think they bummed those smokes from actual smoking priests. Plus, it gives us reason to use that "bad habit" joke and link to this video.

In the name of the Jäger, the smokes and the holy spirit

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It has been five Jäger shots and 16 Marlboro smokes since my last confession."

Source: The www.calendarioromano.org/
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